What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 03:49
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
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No, not a chance
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
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